How We Operate

I'm going to rant about things I've learned so far, things that really matter, and things that we don't even know are there.. but they are, each and every single day.

Some friends may come and go, but it's important to realize who those angels in disguise are, as they will stick with you and watch over you throughout your life. If you're not ready to forgive, that's okay.. as long as you eventually do so, for if we are not going to forgive, we will not be forgiven. We all have our days when we choose to either cook a nice dinner for family, or curl up in a ball and cry.. it's important to give those feelings attention, but never let either consume you, for it will become all you know. Your family cares about you, no matter how sick, twisted, verbose, and downright horrid they seem.. they'll be with you for as long as it takes, and even afterwards. Treasure your bonds with your parents, because you will never have anyone like them again.. a mother and her children are indestructible.

Wear sunscreen if you know you're gonna be outside for a long-ass time.. even if you claim you "tan and never burn". Never chase vodka with beer, they both taste horrible combined. Just because you have a bottle of Tropicana and some Smirnoff doesn't mean you're gonna make an expert screwdriver.. real screwdrivers have no pulp. Be grateful for having a bit of acne right now, this just means that your skin knows how to moisturize.. and don't listen to the kids that tease you because they have no acne, it's scientifically proven that they will develop wrinkles ten to fifteen years before you do. Remember that high school drama is completely useless, and those bitches and jocks that rule the school with have no vital skills to use to their advantage out in the real world.. cheerleaders get fat, and jocks tear ligaments and get old, and some of the them will probably work for you, if all goes well.

Don't worry so much about the future and what you'll end up doing for the rest of your life. If it takes some time to figure out what you're gonna do, go for it, so long as you don't live in your parent's basement late into your twenties. Don't break people's hearts, and don't put up with people that break yours. Maybe you'll find your true love when you've hit rock bottom at forty-two, or maybe they're right in front of you.. either way, seize the chance when it comes. Don't read model magazines, they only make you feel ugly and bad about yourself.. if you do read them, remember that it's nothing but airbrushing, and most of those models are already dead inside.

Be frugal with your money. You don't need a $1000 a month house when you can do just as well in a $400 a month apartment. Don't splurge, and don't go to the grocery store hungry.. you'll end up buying everything in the store. Get most of your furniture from relatives or thrift stores, but get your mattress brand friggin' new. Don't waste your time with jealousy, some will have more, and some will have less.. but remember: it fluctuates. That being said, don't brag and show off.. it'll come back to bite you in the ass. Savor the compliments you get, and forget the insults (if you succeed in doing this, please let me know).

Flaunt the innocence you have, you'll miss it when it's gone. You will look back at photos of you when you were the age you are now, and say "To know then what I know now.." and if you're like me, you'll say "..and to still have those thighs." (they're buried in there somewhere..). Take all the advice you can get, but consider it before putting it into action. Listen well to those with wisdom, even though it pisses you off when they always make it seem like they're guilt-tripping you. Beware those who tell you life is made of silver, gold, and diamonds. Life sucks alot of time, and those that say different are selling something. Savor the days with friends and family, and always remember the laughter.

But remember the vodka thing.. you'll be glad you did.